dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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