and i looked up. we had an audience...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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