office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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