Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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