i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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