The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
