a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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