i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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