PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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