FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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