So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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