You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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