real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How naked do you want me to be?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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