this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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