just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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