singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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