I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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