I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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