My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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