Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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