let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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