No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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