Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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