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It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Randomize
