We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize