sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Shame - the story of my life.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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