Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we made out on top of his cat.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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