I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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