Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I skipped work to stalk him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize