If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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