Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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