he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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