are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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