nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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