Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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