a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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