He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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