CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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