Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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