White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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