Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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