Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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