I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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