it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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