I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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