chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40s are totally the cure
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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