Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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