how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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