sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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