you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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