I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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