Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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